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Get the National Bean Day mug.National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED
Start Tape.
DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"
O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.
O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"
DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"
O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.
O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."
As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED
DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"
The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.
O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."
End Tape.
DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"
O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.
O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"
DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"
O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.
O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."
As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED
DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"
The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.
O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."
End Tape.
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