Nappage

Deriving from the word 'nappy'. A term used to describe coarse or thick hair. (usually a black person's).

"Girl, I ain't hadda relaxer in, like, a while. My hair has epic nappage"

by xXxDiamondEyesxXx May 9, 2010

Nappy Taco

Does this really need a definition? It's August 2011 and Nappy Taco has not been entered into the Urbandictionary. Amazing!

Nappy Taco is another name for Vagina. Not a pejorative per se, but not exactly polite either.

Damn you should have seen the way he ate my Nappy Taco. Screw wetback, I was wet all over!

by Pepe Palante August 14, 2011

napping

The way to politely say you are masturbating over text

Hey I can't hang out with you until I finish "napping"

by WACgolfer March 24, 2017

Napper's High

the feeling of grogginess and confusion after waking up from a nap that lasted anywhere from 20 minutes to 2 1/2 hours. although this can sometimes be considered a bad feeling, the euphoria and feeling of being rejuvenated is invigorating. In the most serious of cases, the napper may even wake up speaking of absurd dreams due to their confused state of being.

Robbie: "Man you're toasted right now, what did you smoke?"
Max: "Nothing I just took a 2-hour nap"
Robbie: "ah napper's high, sounds chill"

by dbratt11 September 26, 2017

Jew napper

A Jewish girl, one who typically naps a lot. Logic dictates this term defines virtually all Jewish girls.

David: "How was the date last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!"
David: "Another Jew napper."

The bachelorette weekend was a great time. Unfortunately the high density of Jew nappers slowed us down.

by Ben "Shalom" Bernanke October 27, 2011

Vietnamese Napalm Facial

A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.

"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."

by RandD September 3, 2012

naplash

The repercussions from the era during which you downloaded, carefree, gigabyte upon heaping gigabyte of free music from Napster.

1: Dude, I just got an email saying that Roy Orbison's wife is suing me for downloading "Pretty Woman" in 1999.
2: Bummer, that's bad naplash.

by William Segal May 19, 2005