Napolitano Pastry

A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.

There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.

Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!

by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011

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Mabler Napplies

Nipples that are the size of marbles or larger.

That bitch has got some major mabler napplies.

by DustoDude June 2, 2008

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Napoleon Blownapart

Destroyed

The party was going well, until everyone got too drunk and sick so it became a napoleon blownapart.

The water bottle burst under his foot. Jimmy shouts: Napoleon Blownapart!

by Meh99 February 6, 2015

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nappo

nappo, when your insulting someone constantly with the word n00b and you've gone through every variety of n00b noob nabbo naab naap finally arriving at nappo and if they then say "nappo wtf!?" You can then return to calling them NOOB

Clare:"How do I do google?"
Me:"omg noob"
Clare:"I can't find google search"
Me:"What a nappo"
Clare:"?!?@£^%&!?!?"

by Blundell July 3, 2010

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