Marchanditod

A condition where physical and mental control is markedly diminished by illicit substances.

“Is Carl okay?” “I don’t know, I’m pretty sure he is marchanditod”

by Flipper_15 October 29, 2022

dread merchant

A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.

Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!

by JRob November 7, 2005

full marching band

When someone is farting a lot and their farts are all different pitches, it sounds like a full marching band.

"Man, you really have the full marching band going today!"

by fat owlbert April 23, 2016

meme merchant

A person who travels far and wide, distributing memes wherever they go.

"See that guy over there? He's a meme merchant":

by Ashe, the Nightingale July 11, 2017

Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness

John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.

by PrincessKat November 1, 2019

March 19th

International Dinosaur Day

Hey, it's International Dinosaur Day on March 19th! That's next week! RAWWR

by kayytehhhhhhh November 16, 2010

March 14

Day when the men who fucked up Valentine’s Day get a do-over at it.

Also known as April 14, May 14, June 14, July 14, August 14...however many chances they need to get it right

Brad fucked up Valentine’s, so he better use March 14 to make up for it.

by Miss Zoila Right February 15, 2019