Muffin Tops

Term for the rolls of fat hanging off peoples sides. AKA Love handles.

That girl's muffin tops are hangin out of her jeans

by brownkumar December 16, 2006

mini muffins

Tiny titties, just big enough to fit in your hand or mouth.

Bob: I hate mini muffins, give me huge tits any day
Mike: more then an mouthful is wasteful

by Miklay March 7, 2004

Stud Muffin

Guy that gets the ladies easy, is always fishin' and....likes a muffin every now and then.

''Man, what a stud muffin that guy is''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

cunt muffin

Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist

damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes

by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019

Callie Muffin

A really hot stud, in tight pants and a little tube top. Toned neck. Short body.

Dude, she's a Callie Muffin.

by Annie Carney February 18, 2008

Twilight-Muffin

Twilight muffins are these really nasty muffins the muffinman bakes. They were originally designed to poison kings or queens whenever the plebians became upset. Now they are just used to make people think stalking is a form of admiration.

"Tom became such a Twilight-Muffin when she started stalking that new girl in class"

by Hameln January 19, 2009

muffin point

that point you reach when you are so tired that every single thing said or done is the funniest thing ever, you giggle uncontrollably and irrationally. the more you laugh the more you can't stop.

ben: "look at that car!"

sarah: "hahaha, omg, hahaha!"

ben: "you are so at the muffin point!"

by girl7 November 14, 2006