monte

monte is a school in north sydney which focuses on girls age 12-18 appearance. see if i’m being honest with you they should be focusing on the education (especially for that $20,000 per year), but nah they’d rather publically humiliate girls in front of their peers for wearing makeup or having jewellery on or dare i say it, having their skirt above their knee!!

*student walks in to school minding their own business happy as can be*

old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!

*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*

by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018

Monterey

A very annoying guy who gets in your business and will tell rumors about you all the time.

Monterey just said u like someone is that true?
no!

by kittycatthat1 November 16, 2018

Molten Raspberry

Well someone blows a raspberry with a mouthful of ejaculate.

Sally fucking took all my cum in her mouth and gave me a molten raspberry. Shit was disgusting!

by GlackMaxterSaxen February 27, 2019

Montessori OB

The Montessori System is not real here. Parents believe that their $9k goes to their children learning the Montessori “ways” or whatever the hell that is. Let me tell you what it’s really like here. First off, you get NO freedom what so ever. The teachers treat you like shit. You can be with them since you were younger, yet, you mean absolutely nothing to them. Also, there’s less than 20 per GRADE. Yeah, you heard me, GRADE. And I love some teachers and all, but for the most part, all of them make dumb rules for their dumb students as apart of their dumb school. The teachers and administration don’t truly understand what it’s like to have ass student. Take Cypress Bay as an example, the students take drugs and have sex in high school. Nobody at Montessori does that. Since we don’t have shit situations like that, they make every excuse to get you in trouble. Whether it’s breathing or whispering, in their eyes, you are a criminal and a terrible kid.

Becca- “Hey wanna go to Montessori OB”
Roni- “Oh you mean the ones where they lectured everyday?”

by Iowagirlllll March 15, 2019

Mohtesib

A bright, intelligent, photographer,fun maker and helpful boy....
All the people like to talk with him, without getting bore....
A fashion influencer...

Can klik most beautiful pictures of nature....
Love to watch movies....

Mohtesib is my friend.....
He's a funny guy....

by PARTH_96K May 6, 2019

monte kiro

Rhyming slang for 'giro'.....

"spunked ma monte kiro in 5 minutes on ching".....

"you monte'd up the mora?"
"- aye, milky bars uhr own me"

by M c Loud May 10, 2019

Monterey Melt

Screwing a girl on the beach, and you pull out, straddle her, and cum on her forehead. When she sits up, and the cum runs down her face, that’s a Monterey Melt.

Met this chick at a beach bar... I had no choice but to give her a Monterey Melt..

by stratguy July 10, 2019