Monster Bombs

Similar to a jager bomb, but instead of redbull you use monster. Twice the taste and twice the energy.

Friend 1-"Dude, let's do some jager bombs!"
Friend 2-"Fuck jager bombs! Let's do some monster bombs!"
Friend 1-"Fuck yeah!"

by Lankapoo March 7, 2011

slut monster

A guy that fuckes sluts just for some action

"Did mike fuck lexy again last night?"
"Yeah man, he's a fuckin slut monster."

by scar_420 August 5, 2006

rage monster

Someone who has exceeded normal levels of anger to ascend to incalculable mode of rage

After seeing his brother get stabbed, John got so angry he became a rage monster

by Manticore76 June 22, 2016

Moisterbate

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.

Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

meatball monster

A guy that is so jacked that his muscles refrain him from placing his arms at his sides. They often can be seen in groups at the gym where they lift together and flex in front of the mirrors. Their massive size can be very intimidating, especially for normal sized men.

Yesterday I was at the gym when a meatball monster threw a dumbbell through the ceiling.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Chode Monster

A Chode Monster is exactly that. It's a chode monster. A monster that has a body that looks like a chode. Now, this monster may be male or female. It can even be transvestite. Even though a Chode Monster is only a legend it has been said that they can come and make a guys penis into a chode after a terrible accident. Chode Monsters can also give women with small vaginas alot of pleasure without over powering their vaginas.People normally draw Chode Monsters or scuplt them as a joke.But Chode Monsters are no joke. They can be real. It's a mystery.

Me and Janine we're down at the park and I sculpted a Chode Monster while she was talking on the phone. She thought it was very funny but I took it seriuously.

by CathisaCAT April 7, 2009

Tickle monster

A Uncle who really isn't your Uncle that forces you into submission and tickles you to the point you pee

Stop bringing that tickle monster looking ass mofo around my son

by ҚПÖЩLЁDGӘ October 11, 2018