Moof

1. Used as an exclamation when somebody is shocked or surprised.

2. Used when someone is upset, similar to f*ck, sh*t, damn

Guy 1: "You know that girl you were going to ask out? I saw on facebook that she's dating your buddy."

Guy 2: "Aw, moof!"

by Trufs February 17, 2009

moof

Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.

Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.

Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?

by dj_monged August 16, 2004

moof

A silly short canadian who's more trouble than she's worth.

Margot is a marauding muffin miscreant moof

by l33tb34r 0|= d347|-| & |)()()/\/\!!!11 August 20, 2004

Moony

some chick who hangs around on IRC and idles a lot

* Moony has joined #reallife

by Amber November 14, 2003

Moof

Hatty Carver

Hatty Carver is a moof.

by NotAMoof December 17, 2012

MOODY SNAIL

some one who is getting angry over soemthing stupid;a.k.a slow

1."Omg, how come you always get the red marker, i want the red marker, I WANT THE RED MARKER! I WANT THE RED MARKER!."
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"

by ambie September 8, 2006

moofster

A person that wears a woman's thighs as ear warmers/muffs.

Dave Gingernuts: My brother is such a moofster, he can't get his wife's legs unwrapped from his head.

Bob Firecrotch: Word?

by ex_guile December 29, 2007