moist-backed mexican

A smexxy hispanic person.

Gerardo is MY moist-backed mexican!

by Mavilous August 4, 2007

moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013

Moist

A word that means wet. It is used to make another person uncomfortable by its suggestive undertones and juicy sounding pronunciation.

Dude I feel totally moist right now.

I like my coffee like I like my women, moist.

by HhuummaannMMaann January 22, 2019

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

moist hoagie

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.

When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.

by Vomit Club October 3, 2016

moist

When someone is trying to beg it upto when they can clearly see they are not liked.

No one likes Diogo, he's so moist

by Mithara De Alwis April 2, 2023