N. Adj. The worst of the worst phone service. The bars are ALWAYS on low, and in the middle of class when you are in the building, it BEEPS to let you know how bad the signal is. Mine beeps all the time. Pretty much the WORST company. The only good thing about it is the real ringtones which may I add are about 5 bucks each.
by Stevepower November 26, 2006
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Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...
Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...
by Bib Bobby Jonez December 8, 2005
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During a conversation that you do not wish to participate in, and there being no polite way out. Someone will call you on your cell phone giving you the opportunity to leave said conversation politely.
Usually the caller identifies himself as "Moses" mocking the old testament saying that they "saved" the person from the conversation.
Usually the caller identifies himself as "Moses" mocking the old testament saying that they "saved" the person from the conversation.
Annoying Bitch: So anyways, Jo-Ann and I were walking in the department store and..
You: (In your head - Fuck! I don't give a shit! How can I leave without being rude?)
*Your cell rings*
You: Oh sorry I have to take this
Caller: Hey, guess who it is? Moses, your fucking savior
You: Haha thanks for that Moses Mobile man, I owe you one
You: (In your head - Fuck! I don't give a shit! How can I leave without being rude?)
*Your cell rings*
You: Oh sorry I have to take this
Caller: Hey, guess who it is? Moses, your fucking savior
You: Haha thanks for that Moses Mobile man, I owe you one
by The fucking savior bitch April 13, 2009
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BillieBob bought a '86 Chevy Suburban redneck mobile off his Papa for 200 bucks. Now he's jacked up the suspension and drives it 80 miles an hour around the town.
by Metalhead83 September 4, 2011
Get the Redneck mobile mug.Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!
by Father Gauge May 5, 2008
Get the the purple penis mobile mug.A phrase referring to when someone's whining, grumbling, complaining, etc. The mobile refers to the device often hung over a baby's cradle for their soothing entertainment, as it spins around. Thus, "getting him (the complainer) a mobile" implies he is a cry-baby.
Mr. Truscott had to listen to all of the crying pleas of the physical education student, but then Marly quipped, "Hey, GET HIM A MOBILE" and Kemberling and Herzog were astoundished by this, as was the entire class. The gym student was INSTANTLY SCHOOLED!
by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005
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"Hey Joe, what's happening, you stupid fucking piece of white trash?"
"Nothing, just driving my house to the racetrack."
"Who do you want to win?"
"Dick Trickle."
"HAHAHA! Better pray to Dale Earnhardt for that one. Don't bet the mobile home on it. Cracka."
"Nothing, just driving my house to the racetrack."
"Who do you want to win?"
"Dick Trickle."
"HAHAHA! Better pray to Dale Earnhardt for that one. Don't bet the mobile home on it. Cracka."
by Nick D April 2, 2003
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