microcuntism

A short, smug statement, spoken or posted on social media, usually as a response or "comment" that gives you a glimpse into the mind of a cunt.

"That's just another one of Rob's microcuntisms."
"I see Trump has been tweeting more of his microcuntisms"

by mydonkeylikessavourypancakes October 30, 2020

microcum

a small amount of cum, not able to reproduce, not satisfying. Normally produced from small penis men

yo momma: Oh yes daddy do it
you: OHHHHH THERE IT IS
yo momma: omg stanley thats microcum!!
you: damb
yo momma: you, your father, and ur uncle are all the same!

by WasteYouth5 November 27, 2020

Microconsent

Microconsent/ing/ed
- when a person does NOT verbally consent to sexual activity & expresses uncertainty to any form of sexual interaction

- is not true consensual sex therefore the other party should not proceed in pursuing sexual activity

- MICROCONSENT IS NOT CONSENT!!

Examples of Microconsent:
- being friendly
- physical compliments

- uncertainty towards sexual relations

Girl: Why are you touching me like that??
Guy: I thought you wanted it...
Girl: That was microconsent, not consent!!

by drywaller 4000 January 26, 2021

microchrlis

microchrlis is an amazing editor with 11.7k

microchrlis is my favorite editor

by Urban Dictionary Editors team April 25, 2021

microcannibalism

Chewing the inside of your own mouth.

"Damn bro, you're participating in microcannibalism again?"

"Shut up Darrel I'm stressed"

by Strange snail May 18, 2021

Microcomputer

A term used in the 1970s to refer to a computer which was much smaller compared to mainframes at the time, being small enough to fit on a desk. Rendered obsolete by modern computers, which can be far smaller.

The invention of the microprocessor allowed for microcomputers, which were much smaller than computers at the time.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Microcycallogical

A very Big Big Word

I can spell a very big word: Boy
What is it: Girl
Microcycallogical: boy

by Armandodaconda June 30, 2022