Meteo dongcast

When a meteorologist realizes that the only way he can please his wife is by delivering her favorite forecast (and obvious forecast of her panties). Warm, but dry, with zero chance of moisture.

Mike pulled off his pink vineyard vines shorts and tried to curb his wife’s disgust with the meteo dongcast. He yells Warm and dry with no chance of moisture, she smiles, he spunks on the floor, and they go back to surfing Reddit.

by Auberzzz April 14, 2023

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Meter Maid

A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing

Fucking cunt get a real job, fucking meter maid

by fghdfgfgfgfgfg April 18, 2023

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Meterlate

A measurement of the delay or discrepancy between a scheduled time and the actual time something occurs. It represents the whimsical span of moments that pass when you find yourself caught in a delightful daydream, losing track of time.

Meterlate: /ˈmi tərleɪt/
・"Mee" (rhyming with "be")
・"ter" (rhyming with "her")
・"late" (rhyming with "eight")

"I had a meterlate of ten minutes before the train arrived, during which I indulged in a reverie where I envisioned myself exploring the enchanted forest that unfolded just beyond the railway."

by unethicalNerd August 15, 2023

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