texticular message

a message by text

a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.

Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.

by nicoleeeuuhh April 6, 2008

asshole mess

a mess that offends all senses

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008

Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.

Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross

by zac archer April 18, 2010

after-message

What you accidentally get to hear when someone leaves you a voicemail and fails to hangup the phone correctly.

I know you weren't sick at home and actually at the bar with your buds 'cuz I could hear them laughing in the after-message!

by mrgraff February 18, 2012

text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.

A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.

by Art Anderson February 28, 2015

Hot Messbian

An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.

Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.

I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.

Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.

by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019

Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.

Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!

by erictwitch November 24, 2009