messable

an idea or message that is easy to consume or digest

We need to create messable content that grabs attention and is simple to remember.

Her writing style is incredibly messable, making complex concepts feel straightforward.

For social media, keep your posts messable to maximize engagement and shares.

by quietprinting July 9, 2025

Messachussetts

Refers to the Massachussetts criminal justice system, specifically corruption, Norfolk County's DA Morrissey, and the Massachussetts State Police (MSP).

The term gained popularity during the first and second controversial Karen Read trials, after evidence suggested the MSP and Canton Police Department may have planted evidence and engaged in a cover-up. Other messy law enforcement scandals, such as the Sandra Birchmore case and the MSP commercial driver license scandal added to the popular use of the word in the True Crime universe.

We all have the right to a fair trial, but she was charged in Messachussetts - good luck getting a fair trial there!

by That Redhedd January 1, 2026

Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008

dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.

"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."

by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008

goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.

Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.

by rasheem3 October 11, 2008

away message activist

some one who believes their away message can change the world (or the outcome of an election)

Tom: Did you see his away message? "If you vote for Obama, you'll go to hell."

Dick: What an away message activist.

by dsunavypa March 18, 2009

Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx May 16, 2011