When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023

A person who is really attractive (like hot) but you can tell that they are working really hard. It’s a compliment.
by Alejandra06 October 25, 2022

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?
They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!
jacked up messed up bad
They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!
jacked up messed up bad
by Tragus February 6, 2017

It's when you go and clean up a mess, then you turn your back for one second and it seems like two more, or the original sized mess has now doubled. Because people around you don't have a basic human functioning such as cleaning up after themselves, Or they are too lazy to do so.
( I swear to God it seems like I am living in a crack house, Or a horders. And at this point in time I can't tell the difference)
( I swear to God it seems like I am living in a crack house, Or a horders. And at this point in time I can't tell the difference)
"Cleaning up after this hydra mess is going to be the death of me. It seems like I turn my back for one second and two more have sprung up."
by DragonsBane07312000 January 12, 2022

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.
he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022

by RAGGY MESS October 4, 2023

Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca
Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player
Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.
Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player
Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.
by comedy man January 9, 2023
