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Metric Joebin

A unit of measurement for distance and mass equal to the size of someone's very large penis.
From here to the mall is about one metric joebin.
by LeadGreyFox June 10, 2011
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Merritt Island

It's a LIT place. Old people live here with the exception of some teenagers and their fam. Only a few good places to hang. Overall nice place. Plus it sounds cool to say you live on an island.
1. "Hey brah, where you from?"- dude #1
"Sah dude, I'm from Merritt Island! It's so LIT there!"- dude #2
by somerandomteen June 15, 2017
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Meric

If your called Meric your my nigger
by Meric is my nigger November 2, 2018
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metric system

A system of measurement, used by most of the world, based off of units that make logical sense, unlike the arbitrary US system people have grown accustomed to.
1 kilometer is 1000 meters, 1 meter is 100 centimeters, 1 centimeter is 10 millimiters.
1 mile is 1760 yards, 1 yard is 3 feet, 1 foot is 12 inches.

The United States government's hopes of switching to the metric system were dashed once they realized it would cost billions of dollars.

Me: Yeah we went 135 miles per hour for about 5 minutes, the cop was gone.

European cousin: Cool?
by Jessie Jackson May 30, 2006
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Metric

Bad in the sense that something has gone awry, or that someone has caused something to go awry; Messed up.
Bob - "Hey, did you just hit that guy in the face for no reason?"

Steve - "Yeah, so?"

Bob - "That's pretty darn Metric of you."
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Comparing the Metric and Secondary (Or standard as some call it) measurement systems in America, we find that the majority of people are more familiar with Secondary, and as such 'Metric' is awkward, different, bad, or crazy. In this sense, 'Metric' can be used to describe the attitude or actions of a person, or something else that has happened that was unintended and harmful or unwanted.
by Griffin Kennedy & Mr. Deleon December 16, 2008
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Meric

If your called Meric your my nigger
by Meric is my nigger November 2, 2018
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merrickous

adjective; extremely ugly (fugly), derived from the appearance of John Merrick aka the Elephant Man
'Felix, my how merrickous you are today'
by Alex Hosford August 20, 2004
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