a person who leeches off others for money, food, or clout while contributing absolutely nothing to their own life. usually found making excuses, blaming everyone else, and vibing off short-term comfort while their entire life burns down in the background.
dude sat in the same hoodie for three days straight begging for favours like a true momper, deadbeat behaviour at its peak
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Jeff is a memer, and made a meme, about the song from 1987 "Never Gonna Give You Up"
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Luigi is a memer, and just played the song "Careless Whispers" on his Saxaphone
Ringo is a memer, and just made a meme, about an Egg
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Get the memerug mug.A colloquial term for the male genitalia, often used in humorous or euphemistic contexts. It refers to the physical organ and can also imply a sense of ownership or personal identity related to masculinity.
I would have to think it's because the unicorn stuffed animal is soft and plush and Deadpool's eyelids are one of the most sensitive parts on his body, so lightly rubbing your eyelids across the toy while masturbating was done so that he would trick his mind in thinking that the soft pleasing sensation was from the friction from his hand and his 'member'.
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Get the Moistened Member mug.Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."
Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?
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