The most amazing human being on planet earth. The prettiest, most thoughtful girl you will ever meet. Cries more than five times a day, but always for valid reasons. She's a supporter and never lets you down. The sweetest person to have lunch with ever.
by micliciousss January 20, 2019
Get the Megan Cowellmug. a Megan Hancock will have no regard for other people whatsoever and will have the tendency to turn off the lights when she leaves the room because she has no knowledge of your existence. will often say "I'm gunna treat myself" and will eat mini wheats. often dates a guy named James. tends to accidentally goes into friends-with-benefits relationships. addicted to studying. obsessed with llamas. has been known to pee her pants while laughing too hard. usually seen with blue eyes and blonde hair. and would NEVER be seen in a choker or a crop top.
Person: I really need some chocolate or something sweet.
Friend: You can have some carrots!!
Person: Stop being such a Megan Hancock! I'm eating the chocolate!
"Stop making me laugh so hard! I'm gunna Megan Hancock myself!!"
Friend: You can have some carrots!!
Person: Stop being such a Megan Hancock! I'm eating the chocolate!
"Stop making me laugh so hard! I'm gunna Megan Hancock myself!!"
by #roastmeganhancock February 2, 2019
Get the Megan Hancockmug. A "traumatizing" movie about young Megan and her best friend, Amy Herman, getting kidnapped and tortured by a man who's named "Josh" styled as an actual police case. IF you're sensitive to gore imagery, please stop watching when the words 'Photo #1' is displayed on the screen.
Person 1: Holy shit, Megan is Missing was so terrifying.
Person 2: I don't even know what happened, I clicked off after Photo #1 was on the screen.
Person 1: Good for you.
Person 2: I don't even know what happened, I clicked off after Photo #1 was on the screen.
Person 1: Good for you.
by bunnyhrt January 23, 2022
Get the Megan Is Missingmug. megans egg is a rare species you do not want to touch megans egg it will end in the end of the world megan is very protective of her egg so if the egg does not explode megan will kill you
by s random person July 28, 2019
Get the megans eggmug. by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023
Get the Megan Fuxmug. The most beautiful thing you will ever see. Megan's Ass is a sexy voluptuous piece of art that must be treated well.
Friend 1: Hey man, did you see Megan's Ass last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, holy shit man. I almost passed out, I got so hard.
Friend 2: Yeah, holy shit man. I almost passed out, I got so hard.
by Fantasy World January 22, 2019
Get the Megan's Assmug. Two souls drawn to each other bypassing distance & time. The true definition of passion. Sexual compatibility is an understatement. Destined to journey through life hand in hand through to the hereafter. If love had a face it's reflection would mirror off each other's eyes. From the first kiss til death do they part only to reunite as they first intertwined; two souls drawn to one another bypassing distance and time.
by BigRev&PolishBarbie121614 March 2, 2016
Get the mike & meganmug.