Macon

A kid who is a bitch and is ass at cod

Macon is a simp

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Mayonnaise

NOT an instrument. (English)
NO es un instrumento. (Spanish)
PAS un instrument. (French)
KEIN Instrument. (German)
不是乐器. (Chinese)
НЕ инструмент. (Russian)
楽器ではありません (Japanese)
악기가 아닙니다. (Korean)
HINDI isang instrumento. (Filipino)
NÃO é um instrumento. (Portuguese)
NÍ ionstraim. (Irish)
साधन नहीं। (Hindi)
לא מכשיר. (Hebrew)
Non instrumentum. (Latin) also RIP Unus Annus #mementomori

Patrick: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *does N@zi salute* I MEAN- *raises hand*
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.

by Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott November 21, 2020

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022

Mayonnaise Thrust

When you cum inside her and keep on pumping, hence thrusting the Mayo.

I Gave My wife the Mayonnaise Thrust after cumming prematurely last night.

by Slumin May 24, 2023

Mayonnaise

A Mayo Jar who's pc setup consists of a Windows 7 laptop on a rusty ass fucking chair. Also may have jerked off to every Chainsaw Man character.

This nigga is poor as fuck and need a fundraiser immediately. Please go help Mayonnaise if you are generous.

by I Eat Afghans August 10, 2023

spicy mayonnaise

When you come in her mouth but you have an std.

Yesterday tyler gave me a taste of some spicy mayonnaise. 😜

by Crack feen August 29, 2022

The Boof Marconi

The act of removing a girl's panties with your teeth while growling, then howling like a werewolf as you penetrate.

Hey Scott, great way to win the game for the beavers. How did you celebrate?

Well, I started off giving Lisa the Great Lakes Bobber after a hard fish hook, but the moon started coming up so I gave her the Boof Marconi!

by Jbb223 April 11, 2014