We-mail

A single email address shared by two or more people, usually those in a relationship, marriage or family.

"What is Jen's email address?"
"She doesn't have an email address. She has a we-mail address that she shares with her husband."

by edpruetz August 11, 2008

e-mail monkey

A disease workers obtain (usually ones confined in cubicles) when they are over-eager to recieve an important e-mail. This is common among computer engineers, programmers, and bosses who do nothing.

NOTE: the e-mail monkey is a disease, but is very literal because a monkey will climb on top of your back

(WARNING) It will press the e-mail key with its foot

The only way to cure e-mail monkey is to deactivate your interneuter yourself and go cold turkey (which literally climbs on your back)

(from Dilbert : WHEN DID IGNORANCE BECOME A POINT OF VIEW? by Scott Adams)

Asok: I have an e-mail monkey on my back, but I can quit whenever I want

Asok: I don't need to check it every minute. I can resist!

Asok: But Look! the stupid monkey hit my keyboard with his foot

by Uber Pwnager January 19, 2009

potato mailbox

because there are now multiple genders in 2017
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different

me: i identify as a bisexual potato mailbox
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS

by THEPOTATOMAILBOX October 3, 2017

mexican mailbox

A deviant sexual act where the woman is folded up and double-stuffed (usually by two filthy Mexicans).

Good thing we gave that chick GHB… She was so out of it we gave her a mexican mailbox.

by Mad Cheddar July 19, 2006

A letter in the mailbox

When you wear a thong.

Sara- do you have a letter in the mailbox? well its hanging out

Rachel- oh crap *pulls up pants*

by emmelie March 16, 2006

E-mail

a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.

Always scan your e-mails for viruses.

by that guy August 4, 2003

MARILYN

A MARILYN IS A HOT TEENAGER , A MAJOR TURN ON, & EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WITH ONE. TAKES NO SHIT FROM NO ONE & IS VERY CONFIDENT. LIKES TO BE CONSIDERED AS A HOE BECAUSE MEN REALLY GO AFTER THIS ONE. HAS CLASS, STYLE. AND MAKES OTHER GIRLS JEALOUS. MAKING OUT, PARTING, AND FREAKING WOULD BE WHAT A MARILYN WOULD BE REMEMBER OF!

GUY:THATS MARILYN RITE THERE!

GUY 2:I HEARD SHES PRETTY BOMB.

GUY:OH SHE MOST DEFIANTLY IS!!

by LALA:D August 5, 2009