banana mustache

peeling off the condom after sex using the girls nostrils and upper lip.

"Daaaaamn Latoya! Yous got a creamy banana mustache!!!

by Stuart Milton August 25, 2008

Mustache ride

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

moustache cup

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

by robuttt September 27, 2006

French Mustache

At the climax of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates his man créme across the upper lip and adding an aristic swirl to each end. This gives the illusion that the women has a french mustache.

Dude my girl thought it was funny to use teeth while doming me last night, but I set her straight. I slapped a french mustache on that bitch

by Kevin Sandusky March 10, 2011

MustacheCore

Abbriviated xMUSTACHExCOREx or simply mxc
1. Used when something is too hardcore to be called hardcore and must move up to an even better word.

2. Also to be used when you see a man (or ugly woman) with an intense mustache that likes, preforms in or is at at super duper hardcore show.

1. cool doood: hey douchebag,did you see that sick nasty nollie bigflip? it was totally mustachecore!
fag: fo sho!
2. another cool d00d: hey i saw this guy at mcdonalds wearing a liferuiner shirt and he had a crazycool handlebar mustache like muthafuckin hulk hogan!!. he'sprobably part of the next XXXmustacheXXcoreXXX band.

by xgingerkidx August 5, 2009

private moustache

1. Genitals, particularly those of female humans.

"Kate called me up last night. Yeah, she wanted me to come over and massage the private moustache"

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

Growing a Moustache

Performing cunnlingus on a woman with a large ammount of pubic hair.

Try doing a google image search of "moustache", you'll see why it's called "Growing a Moustache".

by unknown November 14, 2003