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mudslide

A form of diarreah. Explosive at exit, procceeds to run down to the legs unless whitey tighties are used in which case it fills the excess pouch.
Dont eat any more of that carmel popcorn unless you want a mudslide.
by henny March 31, 2005
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mudslide

a combination of anal felching and snowballing. ejaculate is sucked out of the anus and then passed to the partner's mouth.
Joseph loves the mudslide, he eats that shum like it's yogurt.

Tash wanted me to mudslide her, but i was like 'no way, your ass is so loose it mudslides my balls.
by Torched May 28, 2005
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Dublin Mudslide

"Hey man, did you see that sex video Patrick made?"
"Yeah dude, I love the part where he gives that blond the ol' Dublin Mudslide!"
by ShortyD July 24, 2008
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Peppermint Mudslide

The act of having anal sex while your partner is on her menstural cycle. Make her deficate on your penis, and then take that defication and proceed to have vaginal intercourse until you come.
"Yeah I gave that chick a peppermint mudslide last nite!"
by Joe Lembcke December 16, 2008
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Irish mudslide

The act of two sexual partners laying on their backs and placing their butts in the air, then releasing fecal matters onto one another's chest and face.
Ben, the leprechaun, got so drunk last night that he passed out after participating in an Irish mudslide leaving shit and used condoms on his chest and face- TFM.
by wet face July 31, 2011
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Mudsluts

The song for mudsluts;

She like big trucks and she can really lie
You other hoes can't deny
That when a boy drives in
With big rims in your face
A tiny dick, what a big disgrace
You get spun!
Wanna mouth-roof your tongue
Only cause you're a materialistic ass slut
Cause you noticed, that big ol'' truck
covered in lots of mud it's wearing
You're kind of a whore,
cannot stop staring
Another child tax cheque,
you itch to be bearing
Tiny dick boy!
Can she get with ya?
And take slutty, selfie pictures?
In the passenger seat of your truck
In the back of it getting fucked
His homeboys tried to warn him
But he ain't got no other options
For women!...
So he's stuck with mud sluts
That only give a fuck
cause of your big ol' truck
Might be under age but you're dumb
So you wanna get in the truck?
Slut? Shut the fuck up?
Cause you're on your knees
Ain't got no gas money,
slutty cut off jeans
Just your average big truck groupy
Probably gave you herpes
Don't care, cause you're both dirty
Not in a good way you losers
I can't write no more,
I'm laughing way too much
This shits probably way too dumb...
But I've seen it so many times
Wondering... what the actual fuck?
"mudsluts" ; a dumb Slut, probably underage, that seeks out guys in the closet who chew tobacco and drink Budweiser like it's water, just so they can ride in the passenger seat of their truck (or be on their knees in the driver seat) and when not driving, get fucked by said loser who, 11 times out of 10 has a smaller dick than they have a clit, in the back of their truck, highschool parking lot, or by a lake/ river on a blanket that's never been washed, stolen from "his" parents, covered in herpes sores, mud, Budweiser, dirty water and chewing tobacco and get nicotine sickness from being are out because the dude in the closet couldn't fuck her for more than 0.5 seconds and came inside of her, usually conceiving an incest, underage baby, or lifelong-toothless redneck douche who will repeat the cycle, usually in a more dumbed-down way and then she will continue seeking out guys until she has enough lifelong income in child taxes

"Example" ; this Slut says things like "hey! I noticed you have a big-lifted-muddy-truck, can I cum mudding with you?"
"Sure slut! Get in! You don't need I.D. riding with this tiny dick dumb fuck! I live in my parents basement and chew tobacco and drink a 24 case of Budweiser every day!"
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Cajun Mudslide

A cajun mudslide occurs when someone is tossing another's salad when the person recieving the salad tossing has diarrhea and shits all over the person's mouth. Works better if the person shitting has consumed a large amount of spicy food recently.
The extreme cajun mudslide burned my face and made me wish for a happier life.
by wayne7x May 25, 2010
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