Monkey Pox

A disease spread amongst gay people

i'm pretty sure that guy over there is gay; he has Monkey Pox Virus

by dhar woman June 4, 2022

Monkey tits

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.

" That fat chick has monkey tits."

by Big Ee April 28, 2014

monkey broke-up

When you send a monkey to carry a break-up letter to a significant other, rather than break up with that person yourself.

"It's always awkward when someone shows up for a date after I monkey broke-up with them."

by dongo991 May 4, 2010

Monkey butter

Stephen Colbert says this is a Hollywood term for something sexual. Mentioned during his wrap up report of the 2003 Emmy Awards, where he apparently participated in an A-Lister orgy during an after party. It is implied to be gross.

Jon Stewart: I think they liked the 'fucking' story better.

Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.

by shifty85 August 28, 2006

monkey suit

slang word for a tuxedo

damn, wearing that monkey suit was hell....it was like 110 in the shade....that's the last time I get married in July!

by Hipster June 8, 2007

Monkey D. Luffy

One of the world's greatest pirate who will somebody be king of the pirates was born on this day

Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh!
Marines: wait!
Pirates: no way!
Rayleigh: I came here to check on you but you seem to be all right or power sure has improved.

Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh! L'll do it. I'm going to become the king of the pirates!

by Anonymous 273947 May 5, 2020

monkey is out of the bottle

Referring to "Pineapple Express" letting the "monkey out of the bottle" is in the same terms as letting "the cat out of the bag"..like the "secrets out"..

1: "well i guess the monkey is out of the bottle then?"
2: "What? what does that even mean?"

by losen it 08 October 19, 2008