MILF

Stands for Mother/Mom, I'd Like to Fuck. Also DILF, SILF, and BILF. See Motherfucker

"Oh, dude, I just milfed my mom last night."
"Bro, you be fucked up.

by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017

Flag

Get the MILF mug.

MILFitia [milf-ish-a]

A small group of extremely attractive middle age women who fight the battle against staying loyal to their husbands through having as many sexual encounters with others as possible. These "others" are also known as "POS", or Prisoners of Sex. They are forced (willingly) to fuck the shit out of each member of the MILFitia. The members of a MILFitia often are seen at beaches with their children, in the frozen food section at a shopping center without the restriction of a bra, and at the local soccer games cheering their kids on every thursday night in their short shorts and tight tank top. Their seductive tactics help to avoid the use of weapons. They prefer to use the power of sex to fight their battles.

MILFitia milf-ish-a.........Take a look around. No need for an example, follow the definition and you'll see examples EVERYWHERE.

by warheadzz July 30, 2010

Flag

Get the MILFitia [milf-ish-a] mug.

Related Words

MILFF • milffer • milffort • milffromohio2.0 • Milffurry • miffed • miff • milf hunter • Miffy • miffle

soon-to-be-milf

1. One who is not yet a milf.
2. A milf who has yet to have children.

I love Milfs, GMilfs and Soon-to-be-milfs

by alexakis December 25, 2007

Flag

Get the soon-to-be-milf mug.

Miffy

Someone who is just adorable...

Tends to get picked on a lot,

but that's because other people are jealous of him.

P. S. He's so darn cute, some people want his sperm... lol

Miffers... You're adorable.

Miffers, come on, give me a hug.

Oooo ~ Look over there, I see a Miffy.

What are you doing this weekend?
I'm gunna go see if I can find me a Miffy... lol

by D.C. February 8, 2004

Flag