M.O.T.S

1. (Acronym) Moment(s) of Temporary Stupidity.
Synonyms: Fail, Epic Fail, Duh, Oop, Slow, Derp

"Oh my god, where the fuck is my phone?"
"You're talking to me on it right now, I thought."
"Oh shit, total M.O.T.S"
"Huh?"
"Moment of Temporary Stupidity, I call them M.O.T.S..

by bradmon21 November 13, 2018

m'theydy

A gender-neutral version of 'm'lady', although usually used towards feminine presenting non-binary folks or demigirls, but can be used for anyone

hello there m'theydy

by lesbianoncrack June 6, 2021

m shadows

m shadows is the lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold the best goth-punk rock band ever to walk on this planet. hes got alot of tattoos and is very muscular.

my god that guys got arms like m shadows!

by noodles_rocks_ass June 1, 2006

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004

M-40A1

The weapon widely regarded as the "Ultimate Sniper Rifle". Basically, it's a modified Remington 700 rifle. Introduced late in the Vietnam War.

"That's an M-40A1 dude."

by Chris G. October 23, 2004

M I RITE

Means "Am I Right?", Used often in forums to make a joke.

I'd hit it...

WITH A FRYING PAN! M I RITE?

by Arthas June 25, 2006

m&a

1. The vernacular term among investment bankers and lawyers used to refer to the practice of mergers and acquisitions.

2. The career of choice for total dickheads who like to work 80 hour weeks, treat others like shit, and revel in their own self-importance, despite the fact that all they do all day is write boring-ass contracts, listen to boring-ass conference calls, and get yelled at by their higher ups.

Lawyer 1: "Wow, that new guy is really an asshole. Last night we went to Lemon Bar, and within two hours he'd done 13 shots, taken five trips to the bathroom to powder his nose, gotten turned down by 5 skanks, and got in a fight. What department is he in?"

Lawyer 2: "What do you think? M&A, of course!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005