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Lizard Person

Anyone that is a different shade of snowflake expecting a special gold colored label of authenticity for existing and gets offended when you mispronounce, misgender, or simply ask questions that they believe pertains to themselves feeling inferior despite it just being a neutral question to get to know them.
Scenario 1

Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!

Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.

*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*

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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa

Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.

*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?

Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.

*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-
by Amish Stalker February 28, 2022
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lizard face

A person whos face resembles a lizard or reptile;name used as an insult
John:Hey man, did you get any from that slutty girl Sam?

Bob:Why would I want something from that lizard face?
by Joesph Carney March 5, 2009
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give her the lizard

When a man hooks up with a woman.
Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.
by vhsi June 4, 2010
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Kentucky Lizard Twister

1) It's a fun Friday night.

2) A non-real threat used to scare middle schoolers.
Don't make me give you a Kentucky Lizard Twister!
by Capn'Quad January 6, 2018
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Escape-lizard-back

A capoeira move invented by a disabled lizard boy in the plains of aranguez
OMG he hit him with the escape-lizard-back
by HouseOfCage June 22, 2018
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Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.
Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!
by SlipperyD November 16, 2017
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Lizard Dance Time

Australian slang for either:
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above
"G'day mate, I reckon Oscar wants to have a bit of a lizard dance time with you, if you know my meaning."
"Which one?"
by ilicklizardballs August 27, 2020
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