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lipsosuction

A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.
Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.
by QuacksO December 12, 2022
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lilpootie

Just another Texan homosexual.
They thrive on trying to be relevant.
But never can quite make it.

Has extremely strange anal carrot fetish upon which brings on flatulence. Said flatulence becomes high pitched when the carrot is lodged in the lilpootie anus.
You see a man, walking tall among a crowd of other men. But the way he walks with his butt cheeks clenched around a carrot makes it obvious he is a lilpootie
by [MyPP]Lilpootie2 March 22, 2023
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a natural bioflavonoid product that has been used extensively for decades for the treatment of Meniere’s syndrome and tinnitus. It has been utilized and evaluated in clinical settings for over 50 years, and continues to be the #1 recommendation of doctors for relief of ringing in the ears
Lipo-Flavonoid is the #1 recommendation of doctors for their patients with ringing in the ears
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023
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lipp

Kevinthecan said "laughs in poor person because the new Vision Pro is going to be $3K."
Leo replied "bro, you can just say lipp."
by asdfasdfasdflipp June 5, 2023
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liposucktion

Or more correctly, "lipsosucktion". What your hot female cosmetic-surgery practitioner smilingly performs on you as a reward for your having gotten your body-slimming surgery performed without whining.
By da time dat da hospital had finished with my artificial-toning procedure and liposucktion, both my excess fatty tissue and my love-juice had been "vacuumed" away.
by QuacksO July 18, 2023
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loppolkop

Person that loves pussy and plays VIM on a daily base.
Loppolkop went to work today.
by LzonNigger September 26, 2023
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Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.
Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?
by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024
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