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abe lincoln

Inventer of the lincoln logs :)
Little wooden logs ...... yaaaaaaa
by Big K Lovin ... Word January 12, 2005
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Blinkin Lincoln

The act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. He then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of orgasm, he ejaculates into the female's face, hits her in the eye with his penis, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.
Dude, I just shaved my pubes and when smead gets over here, i'm gonna give her a Blinkin Lincoln that she'll never forget.
by candle weiners December 21, 2008
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abe lincoln

come on guys, the sex act definitions are just wrong and disgusting. all of you people who defined them are sexist mysogynists who I hope will never get a girl on whom they could try this technique.

anyways, honest abe was quite possibly the greatest president the us has ever had. he freed the slaves, united the country, and lived in a log cabin.
by gwb sucks October 7, 2006
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Abraham Lincoln

Grow your pubic hair out, so it is real bushy. Then, shave everything except scrotum, pubic hair, and shave out a top hat in the pubic hair around the base of the penis. then you have yourself an abraham lincoln. Show it to someone and it is worth two kicks.
I showed a friend the Abraham Lincoln and they congratulated me.
by Major League May 22, 2007
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Abraham Lincoln

THis is when you are about to finish on a girl and you blow on the back of her head. This an Abraham Lincoln.
Like when you are doing it from behind and blow your load on the back of her head. This is also the same way Abraham Lincoln got assasinated.
by Steve Weiser April 18, 2010
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Abraham Lincoln

1. A former US President
2. A dirty man that supposedly has sex with prostitues and women of high soceity constantly and vigorously
3. When someone does the act of cumming/ejaculating on ones face then shaving off ones pubic hair(pubes) and smacking them onto their face where you cummed.
A: I did an Abraham Lincoln
B: Yeah, hahahahhahahha
by scottysullivan October 3, 2006
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STINKING LINCOLN

WHEN YOU PICK UP A RANDON SKANK FROM A BAR.BANG HER TILL SHE PASSES OUT.PULL OUT A FIVE DOLLAR BILL WIPE YOU ASS WITH IT STICK IT TO HER FOUR HEAD. PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GO HOME!
Jake you won't belive what Peeps did last night... Ya man I heard he gave that chick from the bar a stinking lincoln then went to showtown... no shit....
by jonny roast beef July 8, 2010
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