lick dog 

licking dog is very nice thing to do, it make you awesome.

person one: You lick dog aannnhh?

person two: I lick very much dog.

lick dog by BAM! and the dirt is gone! January 9, 2008

lick my taint 

Common saying of the Kurtis Nausbaum!

Lick my taint mofo!

lick my taint by lick_my_taint January 10, 2012

Lick my jeer 

To lick ones member or man genetail

Dave porter heard grant say lick my jeer

Lick my jeer by Scotty too hottie February 16, 2015

lick and stick

alternative to cut and paste

Stupid boy: How do I get that bit of writing from that window to this one?
Clever Girl: Just lick and stick it

lick and stick by Chazbat May 30, 2007

Lick ur ass 

to suck up to someone

so wat?
Reply: im sorry but im not saying it because i wanna Lick ur ass just to set things straight

Lick ur ass by Graciie1402 July 18, 2009

Lick'd 

to get rejected, sexually, while trying to advance a relationship. if you get "lick'd", you might as well jump.

Ben, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Fuck dude, I got Lick'd. I'm going to jump.

Lick'd by Kyle Lick April 25, 2011

lick a floor 

-equivalent of "eat shit"
-also equivalent of "go to hell"

Brian: "You faggot. Suck one."
You: "Go lick a floor you dirty cunt."

lick a floor by LiveYaLife April 16, 2014