Lindsey 

Lindsey is problay the most hated bitch at yo school no fuckin body likes her except the nobodys , problay has ugly ass red hair and glasses and looks like a stick , has beef with everyone and dated your ex and they only lasted a day and says she will beat yo ass but then you try to and she runs to the guidance counselor.

Lindsey : come fight boo

Chloe : ( trys to fight her )
Lindsey : (hides and runs to the guidance consular)

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Sarah : she dated my ex then they broke up after a hour

Chloe : she must be a Lindsey

Lindsey by Shalissa_winston185 January 13, 2020

Lindsey 

N. A bitch ass hoe who leaves you all alon for your friends and calls you shit because her pale, tortilla looking ass couldn't get her own motherfucking friends.

V. I'm Lindseying you because my tortilla looking, mayonnaise loving, bitch ass is a dumb motherfucking hoe!!!!

Marcus: Who's that mayonnaise looking hoe??
Sarah: oh that's that bitch ass Lindsey. Hoe I'm sorry Lindsey omfg well shit

Lindsey by 200cabbagesupmyarse June 14, 2016

Lindsey 

One of the only two Ikwywawndrereunitedbffladewlifesneakmastersw'sforl'swaterbottletrickstersmuffledlifelintlickingcrapmastersdoingitfortherummersratchetaboutthatdrylifelaughinginclassandgettingjudgedbasicallypeanutbutterandmayoawkrocksgumsharingfunniestonearthcapslockwritingalsounicornsofficiallydeadmakingfunofstupidkidsonfbdoubledeadhandlebikeswithnohandlebarstookoolforskoolsupergraveneighborsstupidcallingnolifebuddiesforlife, found among rocks, 95% probability of eating when found, if not she will be sleeping. Lurks around Walmart, with all her friends OPE she has none. Likes to waste things.

Person 1: Hey is that girl talking to her lint?!

Person 2: Wow she must be Lindsey! One of the legendary lint masters!

Person 1: She's cool! Lets go talk to her!

Lindsey by Lindzar May 20, 2013

Lindsey 

A human being with blonde hair and two legs; speaks a version of the Queen's English which requires the use of the term "eeeeerrrrrrrmmmm" after every 3 words.

Did you see that girl walking into a lamp post whilst glugging a bottle of Lambrini? What a fuckin' Lindsey!!

Lindsey by Choda Boy III July 1, 2011

A case of the Lindsays

When an otherwise straight girl has a few too many and starts to hit on her unsuspecting girlfriends

Superman: "So you think you have a chance to repeat offend with Cat Woman tonight?"

Batman: "No, someone switched her tequila rose for tequila and now she can't keep her paws off Wonder Woman"

Superman: "Sounds like someones got a case of the lindsays

A case of the Lindsays by mynoduespsymmij November 5, 2012

Lindsey Hoffman 

Slutty girl from a small town of maple shade, if you hook up with her and DON'T catch something consider yourself the messiah, doesn't actually own anything other yoga pants, can't believe you're actually looking this up

Horny guy: "Bro who is that sexy white girl with the cake"
Bro: "that's Lindsey Hoffman, stop playing before she asks us to train her"

Lindsey Hoffman by 666tvkillemall December 23, 2013

lindsey bunce 

(Noun) Lindsey bunce is a great singer and a beautiful girl. She has brown eyes and long brown curly hair. She makes an amazing friend. Shes alays there gor people she loves.

I cant wait to go to school and seelindsey bunce!!

lindsey bunce by Yeeeeeegang January 25, 2018