Slutty girl from a small town of maple shade, if you hook up with her and DON'T catch something consider yourself the messiah, doesn't actually own anything other yoga pants, can't believe you're actually looking this up
Horny guy: "Bro who is that sexy white girl with the cake"
Bro: "that's Lindsey Hoffman, stop playing before she asks us to train her"
Bro: "that's Lindsey Hoffman, stop playing before she asks us to train her"
by 666tvkillemall December 23, 2013