Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019

National Lemon Sadness Day

National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.

Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that

by Melon Sliced November 2, 2020

selena_lemon

my friend who always post random things it is in so much fandoms and they love marcy joke ovy/j and she is very cool

selena_lemon told me to eat and drink

by imeveryonesmoots July 9, 2021

angry lemon

Moriah Elizabeth angry lemon

He’s an angry lemon

by valeriiiiie December 17, 2021

Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss

My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd

by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022

Brazilian lemonade

A sex act where the man will be on his back, mouth open, and the woman will squat over his face and she will put a sliced lemon between her butt cheeks and squeeze to where the juices fall into the mans mouth.

“How was your weekend?” “Great! My girlfriend gave me some Brazilian lemonade!”

by H bird dog April 4, 2023

Dusty Lemon

To be bitter or sour faced

“Stop acting bitter Susan no one likes a dusty lemon”

“Look at that sour face old hag, she’s such a dusty lemon”

by NoMaskRequired September 19, 2023