Kian lawn

Kian lawn is a stud
by Kian l March 06, 2018
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lawn crawler

A lawn crawler is a someone who come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.
i dont want lawn crawlers gatecrashing my party
by scottio5926 June 23, 2008
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Lawn Ornament

A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.

This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.

Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024
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lawn pig

A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.
Hey your Lawn Pig is getting too close to the road.
by Wocky July 26, 2017
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lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick
Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.
by kinghiroichi1 June 23, 2024
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Lawn Whore

A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.
"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."
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Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
by AussieDr88 November 02, 2010
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