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plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.
by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015
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Lawn Mower Method

A sexual act that consists of a sexual partner plucking off one's pubes with teeth simulating the action of a lawn mower sounds may be included to give off the illusion of a lawn mower mowing a lawn. The lawn mower being whoever must go in a straight path like a lawn mower making sure not to miss a strain of grass. The lawn mower method may be considered an act of CBT(Cock and ball torture)
Hey babe wanna try the lawn mower method? I haven't shaved my bush in a while.
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .
by Iikekindkids October 20, 2025
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Mow her lawn

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.
Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".
by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021
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Chalona (Sha-lawn-uh)

Chalona's are very beautiful, outgoing, smart girls. They tend to be small in size. So, small they can fit in a box. Chalona really cares about her friends. She is very loyal and will do anything for them. She can be really feisty at times. If you make them mad better say your prayers. She loves sports. She is an amazing person and won't hesitate to let you know she fucks with you. The person who ends up with a Chalona will be the luckiest guy in the world, because she has an amazing personality. She is a ride or die till the end. She is super funny, and very passionate about 2k. She is a low key freak-a-leak. She'll always let you know when she gotta fart. She does really well in school. She is also a very clean person and takes pride in keeping her space clean.
Chalona (Sha-lawn-uh) sucks good penis.
by pROUD FAMILY January 16, 2018
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Lawn Manor Academy

the most shit school in the world. sexist as shit. Filled with furries , weirdos and pedos
I fucking suggest to stay 100 miles away from this school
If someone says this " I go to Lawn Manor Academy"

You should reply with do you need a therapist or do you need social support
by GVSDFGDFGHFGDHGFDHFSGDSfdsafas February 10, 2024
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Lawn Cucked

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.
Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"
by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021
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lawn deity

An exceptionally good DDR player that behaves like a complete asshole (See: DDRsole) but then redeems him/herself in some meaningful way.

Lawn deification is awarded by the Supreme Overlord of all Lawn Deities. This is a rare honor accorded, since most exceptionally good DDR players have their heads permanently lodged up their rectums.
Zack.
Duy.
JSB.

"If that DDRsole doesn't quit bragging about his AAA's, he'll never achieve lawn deity greatness."
by Rebecca Day April 6, 2004
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