Lacey

The biggest BITCH I have ever meat.
Needs to wash her mouth with soap, because of all the shit coming out of her mouth,her mouth is the dirtiest place in the world.
Can't keep a secret for her life.
Talks shit behind your back.
Is gonna get the shit beaten out of her by someone who won't talk her shit anymore.

Lacey: Did you hear that someone called you a big fat loser?
Girl: No, how said it?
Lacey: I did you need to lose some weight you hippo!

by The computer never lies May 18, 2016

lace curtain

It's when you take a slice of swiss cheese, drape it over a woman's vagina, and then eat her out.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah, she was so hot I'd give her a lace curtain on the first date. AND I'd let her eat the cheese."

Guy 1: "That is so beautiful, man."

by Renegadecat October 12, 2009

Lanedog's Aunt

The ugliest person in a group of women or a family. Usually has a very man-like face, with short hair and hideous glasses. Is very quiet, and has a deep voice, so you can't really figure out if they're female. May have to pluck their chin hair often.

Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated

They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated

by Smashers242 January 16, 2013

Lameducation

The Lamestream Education System. The system of education that creates generations of Sheeple who cannot think for themselves. The Lameducation System are not limited from K-12, it extends into Higher Lameducation Institutions such as Liberal Arts Colleges and Universities and Graduate School, which at these higher levels produce Sheeple with useless degrees in useless Majors which hundreds of thousands of dollars in Student Debt and no real job prospects locking them into a never ending dependence on Lamestream Institutions. Which is exactly what the Lamestream Elite Wants, Sheeple with Huge Amounts of Debt who are followers not free thinkers.

Past Tense: Lameducated

Adjective: Lameducational

I am a product of the Public Lameducation System.

I just got my Masters Degree in Lameducation, now I get to teach all new generations how to think EXACTLY like me and my teachers and their teachers...

I am highly lameducated, you have to listen to me, your 30 years of professional experience means nothing, I should be your boss, and you have to pay me more than you make because of my Lameducation and I know how to multi-task on both iPhone and Android.

I watch youtube all day, it's highly Lameducational.

by SrcMaker January 3, 2021

lacerte

The sexiest mfer to walk the planet. Lacerte is found in girls dreams and it usually gets a lil wet

I wanna have sex with Lacerte!

by jlac123 January 31, 2023

too lated

verb,mistake,noun, something that could've been avoided, had you had forsight.

im sorry i came in your mouth, my bad I too lated. I saw the cop car too late, I too lated.

by not yoko, broccoli rob June 25, 2008