lamp season

When a girl needs perfect lighting to send an ass pic aka lamp szn. Not too dark but not too light just the perfect lighting.

“It’s always lamp season for shotties”
“Is it lamp season tonight?”
“Can i borrow your lamp for lamp season”

by LostInTheWoods123 January 4, 2020

Lamping

The high you get from the mixture of dextromethorphan and cannabis.

Me and my buddy are lamping tonight. Gonna get wrecked!

by Leesnaw19 October 8, 2020

LAMP

LAMP, an acronym for Laughing At My Problems

Person 1: Hey what you doing?
Person 2: LAMP

by RandomEmoDude_07 November 25, 2020

Pastry Lampard

Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.

Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'

John: Have you got any more Pastry Lampards?

Terry: I have, but I've left them in the splaigen

by titan_po May 31, 2009

Dirty Lamprey

while giving a blow job you dont stop sucking after the fact until the member becomes red and engrossed

while my girlfriend was finishing me off that b*tch ended up giving me the dirty lamprey

by Mona Lamprey May 18, 2009

benzo' lampin'

Verb. To chill in the crib with the light on while on "Benzodiazepine". Compound word, original root. Lampin' ,verb; "to chill in the crib with the light on.

Originally coined by Jokestore 2.0

"OI its Prawn! What are you f*cking c*nts doing?", said Prane "Aint sh*t, benzo' lampin' watching UFC" replied Keyboard_Face

by zulah_de_bat July 9, 2010

Flesh Lamp

the process of using one's skin for a lamp shade

I just got a new flesh lamp at an auction from Ed Gein's house.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 20, 2018