Sea of lettuce

Sea of lettuce is shit

-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah

by creasers2020 March 14, 2021

Devil’s lettuce

A recreational drug. Helps make life seem more relaxed.

Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!

by raj13 January 12, 2023

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

lettuce in the head

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself

Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head

by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024

Spicy lettuce

Another name for weed

Bruh this is some fire spicy lettuce

by skidoodle November 05, 2019

Smile Lettuce

A type of weed that puts you in an especially good mood

Isaac let me smoke some of his smile lettuce yesterday and it made me have a very happy high

by Rose119 April 21, 2021

Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016