Lettuce

A supreme vegetable that must be blessed by all.

I love lettuce, sO mUcH bEtTer tHaN CABBAGES!!!! owo

by roses&blood November 11, 2019

lettucing

tally hall

joe hawley: "lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing"

by jacktheclown February 17, 2024

Lettuce poppin

Similar to pussy poppin. Discreetly explaining you just had sex, but you can say it around your grandma and she won't understand.

Grandma: where were you last night?
Pat: I was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
Grandma: oh good, I was worried you were getting up to no good.
Pat: *winks*

by Buggers4 May 15, 2016

dropping lettuce

A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.

Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?

by Smidget and Company July 3, 2008

Lettuce Play

Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.

Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”

by Unwell July 6, 2021

Earth lettuce

Weed

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday

by Xamantha May 17, 2018

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 6, 2023