lawn daddy

The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.
"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."
by DiddydogYrink April 15, 2017
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lip lawn

A very thick, full bodied mustache that is well taken care of. In most cases taken care of more than any other part of that persons body and or life.
"Hey do you remember that creepy guy with the sweet lip lawn that did our taxes at H&R block?...well I just saw him on the news arrested for child pornography"
by Freelee09 October 06, 2015
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Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.
Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf
by fakeandfake March 30, 2011
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French Lawn

Another term in "Hollywood" in the world hair removal - full removal of hair by waxing, of the pubic and rectal area.
A: Just had a French Lawn
B: Ouch!
by Slobert July 19, 2013
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lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.
I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!
by viJilance October 13, 2015
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Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
by AussieDr88 November 02, 2010
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