Currently starring in Disney's "Sonny With A Chance". A gutless queer that gives empty promises. Appears to be a genuine person but don't let that phony crooked smile fool you. The very sight of him induces vomiting.
by letywood March 11, 2009
The act of showing a very cynical or chauvinistic attitude about women online to try to look "alpha".
Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Example of black knighting:
Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.
Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!
Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.
Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!
by Anon989989 January 27, 2016
A variation of the bat wing, a Dark knight is a surprise attack where one waits in a dark room streches their scrodum with one hand, while using the other hand to shine a flahlight on the scrotum for all to see.
by tank the frank December 15, 2008
Yo the real from my point of view doe pac got caught up in a crip situation that ended terribly suge was involed not a quincedence but both was probly still in shooked like what the fuck just happened, suge knew regreted what had happed pac died his fame should nt of ended that way, that gives the win to the bad boy camp were i'll tell you this, suge heard (the notorious b.i.g was coming to L.A that over powering territory disrespecting the death of tupac knowing the mark of words pac said they'll never come california but pacs gone suge's going to jail deathrow taking last stand, which biggie thuoght it i'll be alright, suge hated had to hate that feeling, so got the damu riders to play it out for east coast cats to get raped out by the west coast dogs
by GARROW.LOC November 02, 2007
A term used in error through ignorance or due to low self esteem to try to bring the actual level of one's stature or image up from the level of a trench or sewage bin.
The actual term - and the correct one - which is on the minds and tongues of the users is "CAMEL JOCKEY."
The actual term - and the correct one - which is on the minds and tongues of the users is "CAMEL JOCKEY."
Habib: "I ride a horse, I am an Arabian Knight."
Scott: " You got it half right Habib, you are an Arabian but whilst positioned on that....fragile..under-fed....equine, you are actually a camel jockey.' Notice the large HUMP positioned between the back and front end of the creature and the long snotty snout. You are riding a camel, and transporting it to Iraq...You are a camel jockey."
Scott: " You got it half right Habib, you are an Arabian but whilst positioned on that....fragile..under-fed....equine, you are actually a camel jockey.' Notice the large HUMP positioned between the back and front end of the creature and the long snotty snout. You are riding a camel, and transporting it to Iraq...You are a camel jockey."
by psiscott April 21, 2006
One (usually a male) who defends another male in an onslaught of internet forum comments that are negative.
Steve-O123: i like cheese!
Metalhead4: Cheese sucks ass.
Johnson69: u suck ass metalhead. dont worry steve cheese is badass.
Metalhead4: You pink knight pansy.
Metalhead4: Cheese sucks ass.
Johnson69: u suck ass metalhead. dont worry steve cheese is badass.
Metalhead4: You pink knight pansy.
by Anti-pink knight September 08, 2009
What a mid-evil-times knight experiences after being bested in battle. Something knights seek as a way of finding someone worthy enough for them to serve. A knight without humility is a knight without a banner to ride under. What king Arthur teaches Lancelot in Excalibur. The General breaking, humbling, or humiliation of a being, after which they realize they are not invincible and learn their place in the world and respect for others who can, and will, stand them on their head. Similar to what the TV show Bully Beatdown tries to teach the undisciplined. An experence better learned sooner in life while stakes are low, rather than adulthood, when other people will not meet Insolence with patience.
"I am Lancelot of the lake. I have yet to find as king worthy of my sword" "That is a wild boast, you lack a knights humility" "Not a boast, but a curse, for I have never met my match in joust or duel" -Excalibur 1981
by FUBARinfidel October 29, 2013