Soup Kitchen

the act of seven people expelling diarreah, semen, urine, vomit, anal puss, blood, and toothpaste, then mixing it up then injecting it into ones earlobes then pouring all over there mothers body.

John: How was your thanksgiving?
Steve: we had a soup kitchen!, and apparently my moms allergic to toothpaste.

by gayboyfagstickdickballsbob November 30, 2010

In the kitchen

A suitable place for humans of the female gender to thrive, a woman should never leave the kitchen.

John: Is your wife in the kitchen
Billy: I hope so Ive already caught her taking a break twice this week

by tomhut23 May 31, 2018

wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004

Soup Kitchen

When you put your mouth around the butthole of a person with diarrhea and they just let it flow.

Man, Jimmy had the squirts REAL bad, so he took me to the Soup Kitchen.

by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 6, 2008

german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls October 4, 2007

Soup Kitchen

A slang term for vagina, in the same spirit as meat curtains, whisker biscuit, etc. The term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Her beaver squeezins were dribbling down her leg...I'm glad I brought my spoon to this soup kitchen.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011