Josh

One of the funniest, sweetest and probably the most good-looking people you will ever meet. Joshs are hyperactive and hilarious to be around - there's never a dull moment. They are serious flirters, infact most have a really bad case of UFD (uncontrollable flirting disorder) - so if you have a Josh, make sure you keep him in check! Even though they make mistakes, a Josh can be the most sensitive guy you know, a shoulder to cry on, and someone who can make you laugh out loud when you don't even want to smile, but be warned - they can be incredibly cheeky! Make sure you give them lots of love, tease them endlessly and show them how much you love them - never let them go!

Example 1:
Josh: What's up?
Emily: Nothing, I'm fine..
Josh: Don't give me that; I know something's up *fake punches her in the shoulder*
Emily: Oww, you're not meant to hit girls! *smirking*
Josh: Well you're not exactly a girl, are you? *cheeky grin*
Emily: Cheeky bugger! *laughing*

Example 2:
Girl 1: OMG! Have you seen that hot guy over there?! He seriously must be a god!
Girl 2: Oh, him? Ahaha that's my best friend, Josh.. I call first dibs biatchh! He's mine, hahaha!

by Ylime_enaj April 12, 2013

josh dun with you son

When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not

You: I'm so dun with both of you

Person 2: Josh dun?
You: Josh dun with you son
*drums off into the sunset*

by Tyjoaf May 29, 2016

Josh

A hilarious kid. Acts very nervous and awkward around girls. He's a very dramatic guy and freaks out a lot. Overall, he is a nice person and a great friend.

Josh is hilarious when he talks with girls, despite his great personality.

by Wheewee December 27, 2016

josh middendorp

An absolute fuckhead who loves cocaine and slurpee's. Has a fucked Canadian girlfriend, he is dumb as fuck and loves watching porn in the later hours of the day

That guy is such a josh middendorp

by Fuck me dead already February 14, 2018

Josh o

He has a shrimp dick and humps boys and is very fucking gay. He likes little girls sometimes like Mr Perrucci and likes the penis in his butt and pretends that he gets females but doesn’t.

Josh O: Oh my god I can’t even see my dick

by Josh O is gay June 10, 2019

Hot Josh

A tall boy who has dark hair and blue eyes currently residing at a college near you. Ladies don't come on too strong he may run away. He also occasionally wears weird sweaters.

Who is Katie talking to?

She's talking to Josh.

You mean Hot Josh!?

by HotJosh January 26, 2015

Josh

the highest decree of bombness; often seen as a righteous dude.

Jennifer: Damnnnn, look at that big poppa Josh !
Ashley: Lay-off, bitch. He's waay out of your league.
Jennifer: Damn.

by hageagd March 3, 2010