jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it
ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie
by tutyilion February 13, 2017
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Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.
Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.
by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018
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Jonathan king

Jonathan king is an artistic, money chasing, smart, sometimes funny Individual. He knows nothing about sports and has almost no interest in them at all. He’s pretty good at ela but absolutely garbage at math sooooo don’t count on him for that. He also talks about nothing sexual unless its another persons sexual life. He is not afraid to fight and use the objects around him to help him win
Why is that dude such a Jonathan king, he seems really nerdy but he got in a fight with someone and threw a chair at them for taking his pencil
by Biggppchase March 02, 2020
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lisa and jonathan

Lisa and Jonathan are such a cute couple. Don't you think reyes.
You know chuck . Lisa and Jonathan have the cutest little ones. Yes I agree too.
by Handling business September 14, 2020
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jonathan parker

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars
by D STUDENTS April 19, 2018
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fuckboy jonathan

An asshole who has lots of girls in his phone and hides it from his girlfriend and always says "Shes the one". He always has a backup on girls because he plays them all.
Who gives a shit about fuckboy jonathan
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Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light
by Bdr85 July 02, 2020
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