Jizz Jazz

Sexual music.

"Bow Chickah Bow Wow!"
"Turn that jizz jazz off!"

by Hip-hip-hop-hip-hop-anonomys February 22, 2009

jizz master

a person who jerks off so much and gets his jizz so far and so accurate that he can hit a 3-inch diameter target from 50 feet away.
or...
...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything

Jessica: wow! Smitty is such a jizz master!!! He hit me from accross the room!
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

Jizz'll fix it

A therapeutic session of self-enjoyment/masturbation, designed to relieve the stresses of a hard day at work. Normally enjoyed last thing at night to aid sleep. The cry "Now then now then, what 'ave we got 'ere then" on the vinegar strokes is for expert self-lovers only.

Crispin had lost twenty mill backing the wrong stocks on the market and was facing the internal auditors over an allegation of laundering money. Lying alone in bed that night he didn't know what to do. "I bet jizz'll fix it" he thought before whacking one out and drifting into a deep relaxing slumber.

by The Brown Piper May 1, 2007

jizz magician

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.

Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.

by McDurkster December 27, 2009

Jizz Igloo

igloo made from sperm,icetrays,love,care,and a shitload of free time....

Hey Bob i see that Jizz Igloo u have been workin on is cuming along nicely

by screwedupwhitebot October 30, 2003

Jizz Knots

When you get semen in your pubes (man or woman) and they dry your pubes together causing a glue effect.

Rose made me pull out so I came on her bush. In the morning she was screaming trying to comb out the jizz knots.

by Fern Daddy Kane January 16, 2010

Typo Jizz

When your in a chat room/messenger and you spell something wrong multiple times after pressing "Enter". Happens many times till you get frustrated and start typing slowly.

iluvtypoz: hey what was the spanish jpmewok?
iluvtypoz: homeowkr*
iluvtypoz: hmeowork*
iluvtypoz:!!!!!
iluvtypoz: HOMEWORK.

joeysayzlol: You totally just typo jizzed.

by PineappleDucki June 7, 2009