jared harley

Is a "tumblr famous" douche-bag who dates every other tumblr famous girl out there.

Faggot 1: Did you hear? Jared Harley broke up with Aly!!
Ugly Girl: OMG NO!!!!1

by lolslolsolsols January 1, 2012

Jared Goof

Deragatory name for Los Angeles Rams’ quarterback Jared Goff, used whenever he has a bad game, such as Super Bowl LIII when he failed to score a touchdown the entire night.

God damn, Jared Goof is a fucking moron. He can’t read a defense for shit and he is just a puppet of Sean McVay.

by Pyrple October 21, 2019

Jared Kusnitz

Young actor best known for his portrayal of Jimmy in Dance of the Dead, as well as Henry on ABC's cancelled series Surviving Suburbia.

Jimmy: You guys... we're in a funeral home.

Jared Kusnitz is a good actor.

by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

jared de wet

He is a person of great interest
Exellent boyfriend materail and lover
Over a size 10 dick size
Very succesful
Lovable
Funny

Atheltic
Extremly loyal to his lover

Very tall and big built but not fat

Great hair

I wish i was like jared de wet
I want jared de wet to break my virginaty

by Charles 7011 March 4, 2017

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

jared glen

A guy who has a big heart and can be very clingy. He has a great smile and amazing smile. He is caring and always willing to loosen up but can also be serious when he needs to. He has a great body and can give you what ever is requested wether it’s sexual or not he’s the perfect guy for you.

Oh Jared Glen you are the Perfect guy

by Jeraco2002 April 19, 2018