The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.
by vageniusII September 25, 2009
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"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."
"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."
"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."
by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010
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(en-ter-sex-tid) Sexual variation of female courting interception. When one's sexual gameplan is intercepted by another male after the same female and he wins.
Brad: Hey dude, what happened to the hot college chick you have been talking too.
Tom: I almost had her until some douche bag came along and intersexted her.
Tom: I almost had her until some douche bag came along and intersexted her.
by Lance Cooley March 15, 2010
Get the Intersexted mug.An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
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Located within the frozen uplands of Necrodeathmortum (upper upstate northern Norway), the inverted necromountain features several ski resorts where inverted moongoats are lusftully worshipped while skiing down (or up -it's inverted).
The only grim and frostbitten gay bar on earth was open somewhere within the necromountain, but its exact location is still unknow. The bar is allegedly managed by members of the band Immortal.
Located within the frozen uplands of Necrodeathmortum (upper upstate northern Norway), the inverted necromountain features several ski resorts where inverted moongoats are lusftully worshipped while skiing down (or up -it's inverted).
The only grim and frostbitten gay bar on earth was open somewhere within the necromountain, but its exact location is still unknow. The bar is allegedly managed by members of the band Immortal.
Country Roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West inverted necromountain
Take me home, country roads
To the place I belong
West inverted necromountain
Take me home, country roads
by mortino December 12, 2012
Get the inverted necromountain mug.When you and a bro sleep with the same girl, you become inverted brothers. Instead of coming out the same vagina, you've both come in the same one.
by cobson May 14, 2015
Get the inverted brother mug.When you are crossing an intersection and you exchange interested looks with someone of the opposite sex, but are unable to make a move, because you're in an intersection.
I'm telling you Jerry, had it been any other part of the road, it wouldn't have been an intersection fling. Now I've missed my opportunity!
by SeinfeldFan July 15, 2015
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