get the dog into the bathtub

You're screwing a girl in the ass. You try to get your nuts up in there as well. It's about as tough as trying to get the dog into the bathtub.

If you have a tuna can, it really is impossible to get the dog into the bathtub.

by oas August 28, 2006

fell into a bucket of shit

A contraction of "fell into a bucket of shit and came out smelling like a rose." meaning I was very lucky.

To experience unusually good fortune.

"Hey brah, you sure got a great job."

"Yeah, I fell into a bucket of shit."

by Austin Mack July 20, 2006

Blacktoast-Intolerant

A condition were burnt toast causes the tear ducts to explode and you cry.

I was eating toast when Blacktoast-Intolerant kicked in and I bawled bro.

by JMRILEY January 18, 2009

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 16, 2008

Out of the ashes and into the fire

Going from a bad situation to an even worse.

Two friends get captured and tortured by a serial killer, but manage to escape. But instead of having to face one deranged psycho, they're now facing a nest of super-zombies. they've jumped out of the ashes and into the fire.

by iskall January 13, 2009

introsexual

Somebody who is in love with, and satisfies, themselves and needs not a partner.

They were both pretty hot, but I'm an introsexual.

by BebeGene August 17, 2007

Can't Into

When someone can't into something, they are either very inexperienced and need help, or they are obviously not very good at it regardless.

"Can someone help me? I can't into photoshop."

Anon 1: "Hey guise, check out me doing a guitar solo :3"
Anon 2: "You cannot into strumming or timing. Stop guitaring."

by IcantintoUrbanDictionary January 11, 2012