Ass Digit

Combination of being an asshole and having a stick up your ass.

"I hate the way he has to correct us constantly, that ass digit!"

by Smoodie April 19, 2022

Shred Ass

To make love

Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?

John: Yeah!

Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.

by Perrier August 1, 2018

ass dust

(n) A rank collection of dust, formed by years of dead skin, dried farts, and dandruff that collects on office chairs or anyplace else people put their gross asses.

Philly was doing his 'Ace Ventura' bit when he slammed his face onto an office chair. You should have seen the gigantic cloud of ass dust that exploded out of it.

by wilsonhenderson January 19, 2010

sorry ass

Term used to show poor quality of something/someone.

This is the most sorry ass movie I've ever seen.

by Cody May 23, 2004

matzah ass

A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.

Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.

Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass

by Mike McG July 3, 2008

toaster ass

When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.

Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!

by Naws!!! June 7, 2016

ass lynched

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.

1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009