importitude

The scale of something’s importance

Is it important enough or not

It’s importitude is not high enough to do that first

by Jfuk86 April 13, 2023

Impostorism

The feeling of inadequacy or self-doubt despite achieving success or recognition.

I got promoted, but I can't shake off the impostorism, I feel like a fraud.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

pussy import

1. An act of bringing a girl from another town or city over the weekend and not dating local girls.
2. Dating a girl from a university other than yours.

Hey guys, this weekend I had to do a pussy import.

Why do you always have to do pussy imports man, dating local girls is way better.

by The Geol October 23, 2014

poop impotent

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.

Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.

by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015

Identity Imposition

Imposing a better or worse identity on an individual than his or her present one by treating that individual in certain ways in order to manipulate him, her, or it.

My mother is an identity imposition master. When we're on good terms she treats me as if were a celebrity and a genius, but sometimes if she feels she's losing an argument she might speak to me as if I were a fool.

by but for April 19, 2018

reality imposition

Telling others what is and what is not, what is good and what is bad, who is good and who is bad, what foods to eat or not eat, what things to do, or not do. A key function of religions, governments, media, schools, and corporations—the five institutions which pilot society and its members like drones.

The prosecuting attorney told the members of the jury in Federal Truth Court, "In collusion, society's five most powerful institutions make countless false statements which flip most things around to their advantage and allow them to pilot society and its members as if they were drones (2016). That constitutes"reality imposition."

by but for May 6, 2018

self-imposed exhale

Where you are trying to hold in a deep breath but then unintentionally do something that obliges you to "pop" whether ya want to or not.

I was competing with a couple of friends to see who could hold his breath the longest, and I was reading the daily newspaper-comics to distract me from my respiratory discomfort. Then I read a cartoon that really struck me funny and so I hadda laugh --- talk about self-imposed exhale!

by QuacksO October 23, 2018