Blinded by hunger

When someone looks in the fridge and doesn't see anything, walks around in a circle, then looks in the fridge again in high hopes that while the circle was walked, something magically appeared in the fridge. When the presence of chocolate cake fails to exist, the person proceeds to being upset and shutting the refrigerator door in pure anger, saying a ridiculous amount of explicit words.

Person A while opening refrigerator door: "Damn...we need to go grocery shopping". *shuts door*
Person B: *watching the blinded by hunger person silently, while eating dried top rommen noodles*
Person A walks around in circle, comes back and re-opens refrigerator door: "God Damnit!!! WHY the fuck isn't there anything in here?! We need to go grocery shopping!!!"
Person B: *laughs at Person A under breath and continues to eat dried top rommen"

by Oana February 11, 2008

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse

When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.

"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."

by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018

Hungry Vagina

When the vagina wants to eat the sausage(penis.)and do it with him.

omg, that is one Hungry Vagina.

by monibling January 19, 2009

hungry grandma

an old slut or whore, especially those who enjoy giving blow jobs

I fed that hungry grandma 3 ounces of cum!

by cap'n gar September 26, 2003

hungry bum

when you don't wear underwear and your arse eats your pants.

man that chick has hungry bum

by your mums pants party September 3, 2009

big hungry

term used for ugly, fat, smelly women that eat more than 6 meals a day. see rosie o'donnell

tony: damn daniel got a big ass new refrigerator
freddy: that wasnt a refrigerator that was his sister angela. shes a big hungry

by theoch December 22, 2007

hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.

We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008