No Homo

said after something potentially gay was said. or stating that something is not gay even though it sounds that way

1.That dude has huge calves, no homo.
2.Look at that pretty mahfucka, no homo

by ProFound December 28, 2005

no homo

A phrase used by people so insecure about their sexuality that they feel the need to unnecessarily reinforce their heterosexuality--usually after saying something that most people wouldn't even associate with being "gay."

Hey man, good game.
Thanks. Love you, man. No homo.
Didn't think you were, but thanks for clearing that up. Didn't care either way.

I totally like Glee, but no homo.
Wait, so watching Glee means someone's gay? And you think a two-word, slang phrase will convince people otherwise if that's true?
No, dude, that's just wait people say.
You're an idiot.

by notanidiotgirl November 12, 2010

homo thug

someone (usually a ginger) who trys so hard to be a gangster, but hes just a homo/fagot. he is constantly trying to do stupid thing that will gain him street rep, or praise but they always turn out to be fails such as going out with a fat girl, or taking a picture of a guy taking a shit.

man richard trys so hard to be a gangster but hes just a homo thug.

by ninjagideo69 March 12, 2010

flaming homo

Someone unbelievably incredibly gay...also includes some narcissists

Guy 1: Did you see the guy on facebook last night?

Guy 2: Yeah he had like 47 profile pictures

Guy 1: What a flaming homo

by No.57 February 9, 2009

homoaquatic

Two naked guys in a pool. Not usually corresponding with being a homosexual because there is a thin layer of water that technically protects against one man becoming gay.

Chet "What did you do last night? I read today in the New York times you got a little homoaquatic."
Montgomery "Well Chet I'm glad you asked. Wilbert and I went to the country club where we found out there was no one else there. Upon this delightful discovery we disrobed immediately and got a little homoaqautic in the pool. That was when our mexican housekeeper Maria walked in. In the end it was cool because we weren't touching dinks, we were just naked, in a pool, together."

by icecubebaby99baby September 3, 2007

Homo non-erectus

1.The missing link between men and sloths.
2.Insult term for a man with erectile dysfunction.
3.A person who should not reproduce for the sake of humanity.

Male: Will you go out with me?
Woman: No, your such a homo non-erectus!

by bongo bongo June 12, 2008

Homo Hunch

Someone that you think could possibly be a homosexual.

"Call me crazy, but I got a strong homo hunch that Gary has feelings for Tod"

by Led Sub November 14, 2009