hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?

big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.

an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.

Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*

by wattsup,get it January 1, 2020

hey joshua

hey joshua is a exclemation that is used in the situation where you like a guy and you don t really know what to say so you just say “heyy joshuaaaaA!”

person 1: bro look thats your crush
person 2:uh shit..um...hey joshua

by 3v4 April 13, 2021

Hey Bighead

When you sittin in the discord call with your nigga and he lookin kinda cute so you pop him with the words

You: Hey bighead

Him: hey bb you lookin kinda thicc ngl

by Sporkorino April 23, 2019

Hey boo

A greeting from two people in a relationship

Hey boo wyd 😘

by AzTrxnity July 26, 2018

Hey Soul Sister

This single by Train gained popularity after headlining the compilation album "Now That's Who I Call a Bunch of Posing Prancing Cockmouths, Volume One."

If your date starts singing along to the opening buttfuck moans of Hey Soul Sister, shove her out of the car and run.

by butttt June 13, 2010

hey hey

a form greeting, often used by crazy, rather strange looking teenagers in the London area.

tom: hello
sophie: hey hey!

by pklisksi October 23, 2005

Hey friend

It’s a term woman use when they like you have a crush on you or just want to fuck you

Ain’t that Bobby that nigga look good here he come oh hey friend

by Pretty boy fir February 16, 2018